Starbucks Guy???

Today i flipped through the mag and came across a page written 'Sex and Stuff' corner.
Well, obviously by looking at the title you should know what it is all about.
I took my working time peep through this small piece of writing which i would like to share out
THE DRINK DECORDER
the most orgasmic time of your life and what his coffee says about him. What kind of lover is he?
just eyeball his starbucks receipt for a hint
black coffee: he's aggresive
chai latte: he's shy
iced mocha:he's seductive and flirtatious
cafe au lait: he's totally traditional
hot chocholate: he's dreamy nd romantic
iced tea with lemon: he's sexually inhibited

so boys out there. gotcha!
next time dont show out receipt. it reviews ur character to ur dates!
hahahaha :P